MJ Cafe

MJ Cafe

Gather in Goleta
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MJ Cafe is a family owned and operated business, located in Goleta CA. Our environment is casual and rustic. Customers can choose from a variety of grab-and-go items: coconut water, kombucha, yogurt parfaits, fresh baked cookies & pastries, or can order off of our menu.

Featuring
Beer

8 beers on tap and a variety of wines to select from

Patio

Pizza dough is made from scratch

Espresso

A beautiful patio where you can enjoy a beverage

Why I am your only answer
Totally Awesome

Most people are just slightly awesome. I have the advantage of being TOTALLY awesome which is way more awesome than just slightly.

Personal Magic

What makes me exceptional is that I have magical powers. You can check my forehead and see that I have an acne scar in the shape of a bolt to prove it.

World's best

The people of the planet took a vote and yep--they voted me the best. And most modest. But winning the Best category was more exciting.

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We offer breakfast, lunch and dinner

American Cuisine

Price Range:
$5 - $18

Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner

Services:
Private Events, Catering, Take Out, Kid Friendly

Call us if you would like to reserve our cafe and outdoor patio
(805)770-3585

Here's what I can do for you...

This is one awesome thing I do

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This is another awesome thing I do

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This is another really awesome thing I do

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This is kind of a fairly awesome thing I do

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How I got to be so doggone awesome...

My experience

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My education and training

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Accolades

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Testimonials from clients about how awesome I am...


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– John Jonathan Smith

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– Johnna Jones Smith

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– Johnny Jo Smith

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– Joanna Jo Smith

I am such a satisfied client. Over the moon and happy dancing every day. Could not be more pleased!
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“People will forget what you said, forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”
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